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The washing is done. So....


29. Have you met a real redneck?

I went to America once and to a place where people said 'Y'all' a lot, so no i dont think so.

30. How is the weather right now?

Its unusually dark, for 4.27pm

31. What are you listening to right now?


Dubstep, Benga to be precise. Like the hip young thing i am.

32. What is your current favorite song?


Ive been listening to Pulps common people a lot recently, wondering what it might be like to be Jarvis Cocker.

.33. What was the last movie you watched?


A complete history of my sexual failures. It was a great film, better than i thought. It was funny but a little bit depressing.


.34. Do you wear contacts?

Nope.


.35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?


Tescos Metro. Red Bull, Fosters, and a Pizza. 7 Club Card points thanks.



.36. What are you afraid of?


The thing that keeps me most awake a night is the constant fear of personal financial crisis. Which im normally always teetering on, occasionally flirting with. The other day i was talking to my boss about earning a reasonable amount but feeling skint. I realised i felt the richest when i was 13, earning £12 a week on my paper round. Around Christmas time customers would leave tips for paper boys, and i remember feeling like the richest 13 year old alive when someone left me a fiver.



37. How many piercings have you had?

None.



.38. What piercings do you want?


Er, none i dont think.



.39. What's one thing you've learned this year?


How ever much you plan stuff, things never happen how you expect.



.40. What do you usually order from Starbucks?


Latte, extra shot. I was in one a few days ago with my mate Sam and the guy in front of us had his with 6 extra shots. Madness, i could just imagine him taking a sip and his heart exploding.


.41. What Magazines are you reading?


Vice normal. Its free and has that porny kinda art. Oh yeah, porny art.

.42. Have you ever fired a gun?



No, i saw one get fired though once. Its quite exciting.



.43. Are you missing someone?



Yeah, im pretty sure i am. I havent seen most of my friends from my home town for about a year now.


44. Favorite TV show?


I've recently been re-watching lots of Vic and Bob Shows. Good stuff.


.45. Do you have an obession with WoW?


No, however most people i work with do. It seems very dangerous. Some people come to work, having not slept for 2 days due to a WoW binge, then operate electrical equipment. You cant re-spawn in the real world you know.

.46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?


Actually yeah. I get that a lot, but no one in particualar, they just say i look like someone famous. I have very distinctive eyebrows, maybe thats it.



.47. What celeb do you look like?


Any celeb with distictive eyebrows.


.48. Who would you like to see right now?


Them two women that go to really messy houses, tidying up mine.



49. Favorite movie of all time?


I would say...Dead Mans Shoes. Its not really a classic, but had the biggest impact on me. It made me wanna be an axe weilding loonatic.

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50. Do you find yourself loved?


Yeah, thankfully.



.51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't suppose to?


Yeah, but thankfully never masterbating. Although thats not somthing im not supposed to do. I can do that all i like, im a fully grown adult with an internt connection. Its almost my duty to masterbate.


.52. Favorite smell?


It varies. Tomoto soup, a nice clean vagina, tumble dryers, new books and mint are my top 5.


53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn?


None, i hate popcorn. Yuk.


54. What's something that really bugs you?


When people know somthing i want to know, and they know i want to know. But they dont tell me. Or i wanna really find somthing out, and cant. And bank charges.

55. Do you like Michael Jackson?


Yeah, hes the King of Pop silly.


56. Taco Bell or Burger King?

Taco bell, although their food was difficult to eat. They did have an all you can drink Mountain Dew machine too. Winner.

.57. What's your favorite perfume?


Im not sure, but am amazed by the power it can have. It can make people instantly more attractive if they smell nice.



58. Favorite baseball team?

The North Side Crazy Whackers. Their not real but if they were, they'd be really good. They whack it like crazy!



59. Ever call a 1-900 phone number?


I guess thats like a porn line, if so, yes. It was Babecast, with 3 other men, and we had been drinking lots of Frosty Jack. It was in no way erotic.



60. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep?


3 Days. I always think im at my best when im really tired, i seem to be sharper and more care free, deadly combination.


61. Last time you went bowling?


2-3 years ago. My local bowling alley was closed down, cos its falling down.



62. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?


Wrapped arounf the U-bend of a public toilet, for about 2 hours. Horrible, but at the time it seemed the only approprite thing to do.



.63. Who was your last phone call?


According to my phone it was Kat, 29 minutes ago.

.64. Last time you were at work?


Yesterday, i did 6am-230pm


.65. What's the closest orange object to you?


Im sat on an orange towel